Now scientifically measuring vibes since 2026
Rate the woke. Settle the discourse.*
Crowd-sourced woke ratings for movies, series, songs, YouTube channels and TikTok profiles. Peer-reviewed by your uncle's Facebook feed. 100% satire, 0% subtlety, measured 0–100.
*Discourse will not actually be settled. Studies show it never is.
📈 The Cultural Shift
Average community woke score over time.
More woke More based
🥩 Fresh Meat
Just dragged in — nobody has judged these yet. Be the first.
Anti-Woke Safe Haven
Based Zone — scores 0–15, by popularity
The Green Hair Selections
Peak Woke — scores 86–100
The Grifter Bait Arena
Normie Central — scores 41–65
